Thursday, February 4, 2010

PJ Compendium

Been coming across a number of PJ’s daily :), but still am hard pressed to remember any when the time comes to regale (read: shoo off) others.

Cataloguing these for future reference and to read when I’m absolutely vella.

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On your way from one Indian village to another, you must pass through a dense forest. You enter the forest, hoping to make it to the other end safe and sound, but, after about an hour, you are completely and utterly lost. (Had to be so :)). With no rations, your chances of survival look bleak. You had however, brought along your trusted butcher knife (don’t ask me why :P). So mate…now you’re faced with a problem: how in the world will you find your way out of this maze of a jungle.

--You can’t take long, you have limited strength in you. If only you could find someone who would take you directly to your destination :(.

So without further ado, I present my answer *SPOILER*: You see that hyena standing right there, looking at you suspiciously…well charge it with your butcher knife. Why you ask??? => “jab giidad ki maut aati hai toh wo shahar ki oor bhaagta hai”

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3 comments:

Unknown said...

very bakwass pj

but i see that someone is becoming a fan of markup languages

Mukul said...

hmm...arrey i seriously found it very good (if there is nything such as a good pj--or maybe pj's degrees are measured in terms of their bakwaasness--in which case this is an awesome pj by virtue of it being very bakwaas :P)...yeah and markup languages rule :P

Nidhi said...

nice pj..today i was making my cousing learn his hindi lessons and i asked him a question, why didn't dropadi tie her hair(in mahabharata)?
answer was long and related to dushasan and all...to which he very simply replied that there were no hair band to tie hair at that time...